Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Encounter with a mountain lion

Chapter One

A lawyer was out hiking with a friend when they encountered a mountain lion. The lawyer dropped his pack and got ready to run.

'You'll never outrun a hungry mountain lion!' exlaimed his friend.

'I don't have to outrun him,' replied the lawyer. 'I just have to outrun you!'

Chapter Two

The next day a coyote came upon that same mountain lion licking a pile of dung. "What on earth are you doing?" the coyote asked in amazement. The mountain lion looked up dolefully. "I ate a lawyer yesterday, and I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth.


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