Friday, February 11, 2005

Schools gone wild

In an effort to reduce the noise in its cafeteria, this brilliant school district has instituted a device that turns from green to red if students get too loud.
If the light turns red, the cafeteria lights go out and students must be silent until it turns green.
If students are not silent, the talking students must write 50 times, "I will not talk with the lights off."
Says one fourth-grader of the new device, "It's stupid and it stinks."


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