John Kerry thinks Democrats are morons.

Kerry cites voter intimidation examples:

'Leaflets are handed out saying Democrats vote on Wednesday, Republicans vote on Tuesday.

First, all Americans ought to know Election Day is the first Tuesday of November. If you don't know that then you don't deserve to have your vote counted. Secondly, and far funnier that the first point is the source of the supposed voter intimidation. This is the "news" story to which he refers. Notice that it appears in The Onion.