Want to be cool but just aren't sure how?

Check out the 10 steps toward being cool.

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The first step to being cool is by talking cool. This will falsely lead people to the conclusion that you are, infact, cool no matter how uncool you actually are. Sprinkling your speech with various "cool" and "hip" words, such as G, homes, nacho supreme, and phat. Then add nonsensical adjectives to nouns that don't really need it. "That food was sparkling good" or "This robotastic movie is wicketty wack!" Now put the two together, like so: "That robotastic food was sparkling good homes" or "This robotastic movie is wicketty wack nacho supreme!" Now add in random "yo's" to your speech for no apparent reason: "Yo, this robotastic movie is wicketty wack yo, nacho supreme!" Remember these simple rules and you're half way to making people think you're cool.